From yahoo.com:

If [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/pga/players/147/"][COLOR=#0069aa]Tiger Woods[/COLOR][/URL] is calling in his media "friends," you know something is up. That's why the news that Tiger will sit down with The Golf Channel's Kelly Tilghman on Monday morning at 11 AM ET seems a bit strange. Tiger hasn't played golf since early May at the Players Championship, and [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/golf_experts/post/Tiger-Woods-announces-he-will-not-play-the-Briti?urn=golf-wp3295"][COLOR=#0069aa]announced last week[/COLOR][/URL] that he wouldn't be attending the British Open this week at Royal St. George's.
What could it be? Well, there are a number of things that Tiger might need to get off his chest. Here are a few of the possibilites.
-- Tiger won't play...

All you Packer-backers I'm just having some fun...should've been Da Bears....

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There were three football fans walking towards the Football
Hall of Fame when all of a sudden one of them noticed a leg
sticking out of the bushes. They moved closer and and noticed
that it was a dead naked woman. Out of respect for the woman the
Bears fan took off his cap and set it on her right breast.
Then out of respect to the woman the Vikings fan took off his
hat and set it on her left breast. Last but not least the Packers
fan took off his hat and set...

Lesbians and people from New York always have to do this too. Not sure why they do it...not really all that impressed with either. This pizza place we go to in Phoenix Arizona has New York style pizza and is actually really good. The people from New York always have to have a t-shirt on that has something to do with NEW YORK...weird. Why don't chinese restaurants have a bunch of chinese people sitting around with "China Rules" t-shirts or "China Fire Dept." scrawled across their chests... We got it. You once lived in New York and now you don't. I used to live in Chicago but I don't go to a Chicago style pizza place wearing my Bears jersey (especially after Sunday's embarrassment) and my White Sox hat. Sorry, people from New York tend to think they own the world because the Yankees have won more world championships than other teams... wow, somehow this all sounds racist..sorry.

Discussion: [URL="http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/845969-any-african-americans-this-board.html"]A Response To Any African Americans on this board?[/URL]

All of these just happened within seconds of each other. All of them were Johnsons...somewhat strange, hey?




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[B]That's right...BRETT FAVRE![/B]


[B]50. LeBron James:[/B] He was an ego maniac with that horrid television special and James deserves to be Immortalized In Jerk (IIJ), but we at Jerk Central can't get too irritated about it. There was plenty of blame to go around for that one and James' sycophants as well as ESPN deserve co-jerk honors.
[B]49. Cleveland fans:[/B] For putting up [URL="http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/news/local_news/billboard-near-lebron%27s-house-says-he%27s-not-welcome"]this billboard[/URL] weeks after James signed with Miami. C'mon guys. He left. It hurt. Got it. Roger that. Now time to move on.
[B]48. Sean Payton:[/B] Treats media members like dirt then peddles his book to...

If you thought all those angry creditors of the [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/tex/;_ylt=AgVaZsrHfB2cpMOh1AdSYTirO4d4"][COLOR=#0069aa]Texas Rangers[/COLOR][/URL] were just jilted beer and jock strap companies, you were, well, wrong. Those still waiting around for the bankrupt team to make good on the money also include players from past and present.
The most noteworthy of the crop is, of course, [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/nyy/;_ylt=ArfLq6U8IosQ2h7D_HY.4EWrO4d4"][COLOR=#0069aa]New York Yankees[/COLOR][/URL] star [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5275/;_ylt=Aqnq.eJ4BuZGREe0.oHm8eurO4d4"][COLOR=#0069aa]Alex Rodriguez[/COLOR][/URL][URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5275/news;_ylt=Atc5XvsEhRe57CTzlP4fFWirO4d4"](notes)[/URL], who is owed $24.9 million by his previous team. He [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AlYFzv0YXP4DUn_YM85_y6mrO4d4?slug=ap-rangerssale-rodriguez"][COLOR=#0069aa]just filed an objection[/COLOR][/URL] to [URL="http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Rangers-auction-could-be-Cuban-s-best-chance-at-;_ylt=Ai4GE6amLEuW8CqlthgY54WrO4d4?urn=mlb-257665"][COLOR=#0069aa]the upcoming auction[/COLOR][/URL] of the Rangers because he's not sure the sale price would include settling up on the combined $204 million that's owed to him and...

So I go outside after a nice rain (which we hardly get here) and I step onto my patio to the wonderful aroma of dog poo eminating from my neighbor's backyard :banghead:! Why do some people that own animals, namely dogs, not clean up after them? The dog is a Great Dane too so you can imagine how much poop is out there. At least I have a fence so I don't have to look at it. I like to get along with the neighbors :peace: so I'm not sure how to handle this. We do have an HOA here, so I may just call them up and let them handle it. I have pics as proof (though a good nose is all that's really required). No, I do not own a gun or:an_bomb:or :bowarrow: any large trapping equipment but any other suggestions would be welcome :paint_hel.

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: "It's the shortest street name in the neighborhood"........man, that is classic!

Discussion: [URL="http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/498527-unbelievable-911-call.html"]A Response To Unbelievable 911 call[/URL]

EXACTLY! Sure borrow this idea. It is easy $$$

I charge by the picture. I don't charge what I could, depending on if it is a person I know or not. Usually, these vid's are a surprise to break out during the party. I tell people to make it the last present they open and you can throw it in the DVD player and let the tears begin. When people in attendance see these when they were a little baby to the present (because I put the pics in the "order of their life". ...

The moon is, on average, 238,855 miles (384,400 km) from Earth. The moon's orbit around Earth ? which causes it to go through all its phases once every 29.5 days ? is not a perfect circle, but rather an ellipse. One side of the orbit is 31,070 miles (50,000 km) closer than the other.


So in each orbit, the moon reaches this closest point to us, called perigee. Once or
twice a year, perigee coincides with a full moon, as it will [SIZE=4][COLOR=Red][B]tonight (January 29)[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] making the moon bigger and brighter than any other full moons during the year.
Tonight it will be about 14 percent wider and 30 percent brighter than lesser full Moons of the year.

Enjoy the moon tonight!